North Pole Manifesto

The economy being what it is today, and tragic ice of winter causing us to keep close and do little, in inactivity our thoughts are stirred to those warm improvements we can make to our destined lives.

That is why, as eccentrics, as artists, we now bring this North Pole Manifesto before your very eyes, that we may sign with our souls and endure the cold, outlive the crippling cold--as polar bears once did and as polar bears do again today.

Below outlined are the principles by which we intend to live peacefully, healthily and happily forever or until the icebergs melt from under our feet and we perish in a dark sea:

1. No restaurant food
2. No alcohol
3. No coffee or tea
4. Drink water and eat fruit for the juice
5. Eat only what you need when you need it
6. Eat not for enjoyment but for health
7. Eat with friends
8. Share with friends
9. Create art
10. Promote the arts
11. Love the people you love however you love them
12. Don't look back

Signed faithfully by:

Polar Bear 1
Polar Bear 2
Polar Bear 3
Santa Claus
An Elf
Mrs. Claus
A Deer