cherry pie

"distract me from this jelly slop cherry pie!

no you won’t! what do you want?"

"i want some of the pie. i’m dying, ain’t had work."

"well go fill out a dozen applications. back off my pie."

"can’t you share it?"

"no, no and no!

look i went to sea and worked my fucking ass off.

i sailed around the harbor and delivered packages

of great green grass to businessmen."

"well when will you buy another pie? can you feed me some then?"

"i won’t buy another pie.

this is the only one.

i don’t care about you. i have been hiding out this long time

under this bridge

and i do not prefer for you

to reach at me and try to take your slice of this pie!

i swear to god, get the fuck away from me!"